Lu Chengping has been very annoyed recently.
The mortgage has not been paid off, my ex-wife is still scolding me, and there are always strangers hanging around in front of my daughter's school.
Forget it.
The key is - he suddenly has four more "selves".
A Kyoto monk sends him photos of cherry blossoms every day with the text "I miss you."
A Baikal hunter who talks as little as a stone, but says "Are you still alive" every three days?
An 11-year-old Tibetan child whose words are sharper than a knife. The first thing he said when meeting him was "You are older than I thought."
There is also a Siamese shemale who posts selfies on WeChat Moments every day with the caption "I am so beautiful today" and then asks him in private messages "when will I come for a drink".
Lu Chengping: What evil did I commit in my previous life?
What's even more annoying is that there is an old man who has lived for ten thousand years and he insists on killing him.
Lu Chengping: I'm just an ordinary middle-aged social worker. I haven't even paid off my mortgage yet. Why are you killing me?
The old man said: Because you are the clone of earth, if I kill you, I can replace you.
Lu Chengping looked at the four worried "selves" behind him and sighed:
"Okay. If you want to kill me, you can ask them first if they agree."
The monk smiled, the hunter stood up, the child tightened his grip on the knife, and the ladyboy put down the powder.
The old man was stunned.
Lu Chengping shrugged:
"What the five elements are best at is not interfering with each other. It is 'holding together'."
