I Run a Funeral Home in the Underworld, and All My Clients Are Rule-Bound Horrors

[🔥 A Phenomenal Masterpiece of 2026! Read at Your Own Risk: Tears Ahead!]

"Don't open the door to guests wearing red shoes on a rainy night? Anyone who does will die?"

Lin Mo sneered and pushed open the forbidden door. "At my funeral home, no guest is unwelcome. The only thing we can't do is give them a proper funeral!"

Lin Mo, a failed author, transmigrates into the director of the Homeward Funeral Parlor and binds himself to the Netherworld Funeral System.

Every customer here is an entity from a rules-based horror tale: avoid anyone in red, never look directly into a ghost's eyes, no living people allowed...

And yet the very first guest is a bride in red who has crossed every forbidden line!

The System roars: [99.9% mortality rate! Run!]

But Lin Mo offers her hot tea, his gaze unwavering. "What's there to be afraid of? Every soul deserves a dignified farewell."

"You want to get married? Great! Tonight, we'll hold a grand ghost wedding that will astonish both the living and the dead!"

From then on, Jiang City has a funeral parlor with a death wish:

They sew a head onto the headless passenger from the subway and send him home, let the blurry customer at the convenience store pay with "memories," and help the library's vengeful spirit rewrite its fate.

While everyone else trembles under the rules, Lin Mo dances wildly on top of them, preparing the dead for burial and delivering justice on Heaven's behalf!

This isn't a horror story. It's the final journey of love and redemption.

As long as you can pay in "spirit money" (cash, memories, or sincerity), the Homeward Funeral Parlor will always keep its lights on.

✅ The ultimate contrast: One moment, your scalp is crawling; the next, you're in tears.

✅ Mind-bending rules: Behind every strange tale lies a heartbreaking truth about human nature.

✅ A satisfying career story: A down-and-out author becomes the Netherworld's top embalmer and whips the paranormal workplace into shape!

"Welcome. Please accept my condolences. What kind of funeral would you like tonight?"