Start with a mountain of flowers and fruits, with a debt of 8 million
Chapter 1 [Ding! You have successfully bound the identity of "Monkey King"]
The next second, deafening electronic music sounded inside the stone:
"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really amazing——"
"The mountains of five elements cannot hold you down——"
"A Sun Walker pops out——"
Lin Zhao: "... You gods also use Douyin?"
[Three Days Later·Huaguoshan·Shell Breaking Scene]
"Crack."
The moment the stone cracked, the first thing Lin Zhao did was not to look up to the sky and scream, but to hold his waist.
"Damn it, the posture of this stone tire is wrong," he grinned and rubbed his spine, "Who designed the factory settings? Pre-made dishes that have been sitting cross-legged for three hundred years?"
The monkeys all over the mountain were stunned.
They looked at their king - the spiritually bright stone monkey who was supposed to have the golden light shining into Dou Mansion - doing the eighth set of radio gymnastics with his buttocks sticking out, and muttering:
"The first quarter, stretching exercises, one, two, three, four..."
"Is there a water curtain cave behind the waterfall? Okay, from today on, that will be my staff dormitory."
"Your Majesty, according to tradition, you must first demonstrate your magical power to convince the monkeys..."
Lin Zhao stared at the waterfall and fell into deep thought.
Three seconds later, he turned around and dug out a slate with writing on it from the cracks in the stone - it was carved with his claws before breaking out of his shell. The writing was scrawled like a doctor's prescription:
"Huaguoshan Waterfall Safety Assessment Report"
Risk level: Level A (there are hidden dangers of slipping, drowning, hitting rocks, etc.)
Suggested plan: build a plank road, install guardrails, and provide lifeguards
