I Just Was Born, and the Blond-Haired System Shows Up? What the Heck

Name: I Just Was Born, and the Blond-Haired System Shows Up? What the Heck
Author: Craving Little Grains of Millet

我才刚出生，黄毛系统来了什么鬼

by Craving Little Grains of Millet (想吃小米粒)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 4d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

“I Just Reincarnated, and You Want Me to Be a Bad Boy?” In my previous life, I died at my desk after working overtime around the clock.

I opened my eyes and was reborn. I was one year old, wearing a red bellyband and taking part in a grab-bag ceremony.

Then I heard a “ding” in my head.

[Bad Boy System activated!]

[The Host must play the role of a “bad boy”: flamboyant, bold, outrageous, flirtatious, and unconventional.]

[You're not a good little baby. You're the wildest kid around.]

Me: ??? I don't even have a full head of hair yet, and you want me to be a bad boy?

[Beginner mission: snatch the writing brush from your childhood sweetheart, make her cry, then hug her and comfort her.]

[Failure penalty: diarrhea for three consecutive days.]

...I'm wearing diapers right now!!

Looks: 62 → 75 → 98 → 100. At a year and a half, a wave of his hand charms all the neighborhood aunties.

At two, he rides a coin-operated kiddie car and strikes a cool pose. At three, he hits the streets in a red leather jacket and sunglasses.

At four, he starts kindergarten. With one word, “Go,” he takes his crying childhood sweetheart by the hand, leaving every parent there speechless.

The System says that little-kid bad boys, teenage bad boys, and grown-up bad boys all have their own ways of making a splash.

But the System also said this:

[Warning: Ruan Ning will move away from this city for good when you turn five. Countdown: 11 months, 14 days.]

In my previous life, she moved away. I secretly cried once in middle school, and never saw her again.

This time?

(Glances down at the little girl asleep with a hand clutching his clothes.)

I'm a bad boy, and bad boys protect their own.

Nobody's taking her away.

Other names

From the Start, I Make My Childhood Sweetheart Cry and Get God-Tier Looks开局抢哭小青梅，奖励神级颜值Alternate title on Fanqie

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320Chapters

201Reads

5.5Score

161Shelves

13Listens

142.6kReads · all time

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40 likes7mo ago
Where does the total test score exceed 1,000 points? Chapter 119 I just couldn't stand it. I started wooing Qingmei in order to open a harem.
6 likes6mo ago
Personally speaking, I actually think it's three and a half stars. It's really a good read, but I feel a little bit coerced by the system. I feel like I'm being stupid just for the sake of being stupid. I can't stand it anymore as I get to the end. I recommend you to dig out your brain after reading it.
4 likes3mo ago
The disease-causing stage feels weird, but other parts are fine 🤔
4 likes7mo ago
It looks great. Come on, it's only a matter of time before it becomes popular.
3 likes7mo ago
I rarely review books, it's very interesting, cheers for the author
1 like6mo ago
It's fun to be deviant.
1 like6mo ago
Still worth seeing
1 like7mo ago
It feels like something is missing
1mo ago
Very good subject, very sweet
4mo ago

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