I, the legitimate princess of the Jin Dynasty, am three years old this year, and I am a porcelain doll that will break at the touch of a touch.
The imperial doctor ordered me to say, "I can't blow the wind, I can't be frightened. If I sneeze, I may fly away."
The civil and military officials in the court looked at me as if they were looking at a rare treasure that was about to be broken.
But they don't know that there is a Tyrannosaurus Rex living in my frail little body.
Yesterday, General Zhenguo laughed at me as "papery", so I walked over and patted him on the shoulder.
He was broken. Oh no, it was his shoulder blade that was broken.
Today, I saw the Minister of the Ministry of Finance secretly stuffing the money for building the Yellow River into his own pocket.
When I got angry, I coughed twice and accidentally crushed the Zhenguo stone lion in my father's imperial study into powder.
My father was so frightened that he almost died. He hugged me and shouted, "Don't use too much force, sweetheart."
Later, I bound a [royal melon-eating system].
I discovered that the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty had no secrets in front of me:
· The upright Tutor was punished by his daughter-in-law by kneeling on the washboard last night;
· The illegitimate son of the censor who wants to take part in my father's fatuousness is drinking wine downstairs;
· The prince with military power is going to mutiny in the granary in the east of the city tonight.
My father was still worried about moths, so I had someone write the color of the mutiny leader's underwear into a small note and give it to him.
Father:? ? ?
Later, the enemy invaded and threatened to destroy the palace.
I rarely walked out of the palace and lightly stamped my feet on the city wall.
Half of the city wall collapsed, and the enemy troops were all stunned.
The father trembled and asked: "Your Majesty, what do you want to do?"
I sniffed and said aggrievedly: Father
