I, Kabu, am a rookie in the Peak Glory Platinum Ranking 4, with a winning rate of 39%. My natural Sun Wukong averages 0-15 per game. My motto is "As long as I send it fast enough, the scoldings of my teammates will never catch up with me."
I overslept in an Internet cafe all night. When I opened my eyes, the professional team coach held me down on the spot and pointed at my 0-15 record. I was trembling with excitement: I found it! The savior of our team!
I:? ? ? Brother, are you blind?
Coach: You don't understand! This is called top psychological tactics! This is called the anti-routine ceiling! This is called a peerless jungler with great wisdom and foolishness!
Just like that, I, a rookie who struggled to even get gold, was taken by the bottom team and became the starting jungler. From then on, there was an outrageous legend in the professional arena.
Opposite jungler: He's down 0-8, he must be holding back his ultimate move!
Opposite coach: He is wandering around the whole map, definitely controlling the overall vision!
My teammates: God Bu, stop acting! Show your true strength now!
I trembled: No, I am really just a simple vegetable! ! !
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