"Ah... It's so troublesome. Can you wait until I finish sleeping before you come to destroy the world?"
* "Young people today are so angry. Why don't you buy a copy of "Don't Be Angry" and go home and read it? It's on sale for ninety-nine yuan."
* "I'm just a bookstore owner, I really don't know how to do swordsmanship - if the swordsmanship you mean is to stick this chopstick into your throat, then I do know a little bit."