Comprehensive American Horror: Give Western Horror a Touch of Maoshan Shock

My name is Lin An, a Taoist priest from Maoshan with good roots and young talents. In the world of "I Have a Date with a Zombie", I studied art with Uncle Qiu, drank with Kuang Tianyou, helped Ma Xiaoling defeat zombies, witnessed the love of human zombies, survived the destruction of Nuwa, and survived to the finale to capture my fate and witness the arrival of the eternal kingdom - and then, bang! I'm wearing it again! This time, I became a Chinese-American police officer in the Los Angeles Major Crime Squad. To be honest, there is something wrong with the way this world is drawn. Colleagues are investigating a murder house that can never be left. My new neighbor always combs his hair in front of the TV in the middle of the night. In the woods by the lake lives a giant man who wears a mask and kills without blinking. A clown in the suburbs wakes up and eats children every 27 years... Looking at those handsome men and beautiful women who did not believe in evil and were crazy about committing suicide, looking at the depraved and crazy priests, and looking at the devils who were grinning at themselves and being self-righteous, I silently lit three sticks of incense. My ancestor, my disciple Lin An, today I will show these foreign devils what authentic Maoshan Taoism is! Fighting zombies? I know what "stiffness" means better than you do. Exorcism? Need more money! No, you have to let me warm up first! Picking up girls? Don't take the initiative or refuse? Wrong! You take the initiative and don't refuse anyone who comes, but you have to deal with it if you sleep with it! Taoism is for use, not for worship. Only places that are beyond the reach of fists need to be visited by gods. And what I like most is the place within reach of my fist.