Let’s start with the conclusion: I’m never working for a living in this lifetime. Whoever wants to be Xiangzi can be Xiangzi!
Good news: I have a System. Bad news: it only rewards me for not working.
My boss tells me to revise the proposal, so I shut down my computer and head to Shichahai to walk my birds.
Scenario One: My boss roars that he’s firing me. I turn around and buy the company, and the System rewards me with ten billion in cash.
Boss: “Xiangzi, I was wrong. You’re the real boss!”
Scenario Two: An expert urges me to strive for success. I perform a demonstration by falling asleep on the spot, and the System rewards me with top-tier martial arts.
Expert: “No, wait. How did he get stronger just by taking a nap?!”
Scenario Three: My coworkers beg me to take them along. I lead all the rickshaw pullers in the city in a mass strike demanding higher wages, and the reward doubles.
Coworker: “Xiangzi, you really are our own grandfather!”
He lies flat, and he gets rich; he rebels, and he becomes invincible!
