A Man Sells Sausages in Africa and Becomes the Local Chief.

[No special abilities + imaginative writing + funny daily life + system + African wilderness + tribal hegemony + cool and cool] No job after college? All three startups failed? Was deceived and sold out of Africa? God wants to kill me! Bite! System... You can get one point by selling a sausage. African tribes selling sausages? OK OK! Holding an AK in hand teaches you how to be a human being, and airplanes and tanks can become gods!