Help!
I transmigrated as a Ming dynasty Embroidered Uniform Guard commander, only to discover this is a high-risk job!
To my left, an Eastern Depot eunuch gives me an “auntie's smile.” To my right, the Western Depot's top beauty flirts with me. The court and the martial world are both full of traps, and one wrong step will send me to sing “Tears Behind Bars” in the imperial prison.
I'm Hu Banxia, and I'm scared.
Luckily, the [Positive Energy System] comes online. I can get stronger just by helping an old lady cross the street?
All right, I'm in!
So I play the model citizen by day, arresting corrupt officials and punishing bullies, then go home at night and happily collect my System rewards.
But good deeds go unrewarded. In my first week on the job, a bunch of bigwigs jointly accuse me of corruption and treason!
My boss, Zhu Houzhao, is so furious that he personally leads men to raid my home. The entire capital is waiting to watch the show.
But when my rickety front door is kicked open with a crash...
Everyone: ...
Zhu Houzhao: ...
“This is the embezzler you were talking about? He doesn't even have leftovers in his house! Xie Qian, get over here. I'll show you what it means to own nothing but four bare walls!”
Overnight, I become famous.
My “poverty” makes me a sensation, turning me into the Ming court's moral paragon and the capital's top-tier star.
The officials' contemptuous looks turn to awe, and martial arts bigwigs line up to show me their respect.
Wait, did we get the wrong script?
I just wanted to be a good person. How did I nearly end up as both the martial arts world's leader and the chief grand secretary?
System, come out and explain this. Isn't this positive energy a little too “positive”?
