On the first day after waking up, I was hacked by bandits - fortunately, the system received the account and I was resurrected with the words "Your shoelaces are untied".
Others rely on golden fingers to cheat in time-travel hegemony, but my system is defective:
The task issued was "Let the famous general tell you to get lost", and the reward was "the weather forecast for three days."
But relying on these weird intelligence, I intercepted Guan Yu and Zhang Fei before Liu Bei, abducted Guo Jiadianwei before Cao Cao, and deceived Zhou Yu and Gan Ning before Sun Quan.
Zuo Ci said that I was destined by fate, and Yu Ji said that I should unify the world.
I just want to say: I just want to live a good life with my brothers. How can I unify the Three Kingdoms just by fighting?
This is a story about brothers, women, machinations and systems.
There's passion, there's comedy, there's warmth, there's tears.
The only thing I don't have is regret.
