Every Time I Speak, the Whole World Gets Wrecked

I owe 25 million, and I'll pay it back by roasting people.

Qian Duoduo is a bankrupt rich kid, 25 million in debt and cornered by debt collectors on a rooftop.

At the brink of life and death, he awakens the [Life-for-Cash Roasting System]. As long as he can make someone lose their cool, he can exchange it for lifespan and cash.

And so begins his ridiculous journey to pay off his debt:

Debt collectors show up? Three sentences are enough to make them question their lives and leave in tears.

Roast an HR recruiter at a job fair? The crowd watching loses it, and his emotion points skyrocket.

Roast people live on stream? He earns 120,000 emotion points in two hours, then gets his stream shut down.

Even more absurdly, this world has high-level martial cultivators! When a rich kid who keeps showing up to cause trouble gets roasted in front of everyone, his martial resolve shatters and he drops to his knees, begging for mercy.

From then on, Qian Duoduo lives by one motto:

“Others spend money to get stronger; I spend my life. Others cultivate; I roast people.”

As for paying off the 25 million?

No rush. These days, I can make the whole world lose its cool just by opening my mouth.

[System + Urban High Martial Arts + Comedy + Subverting the Usual Tropes]

“You make them lose it, and I'll get stronger.”