Horrors descended, and rules horror swept across the globe.
Chosen Ones from other countries trembled in their scenarios, praying to every god they could think of.
But Lin Bei, who had just been fired by his unscrupulous boss and was too broke to afford instant noodles, was chosen to enter the A-rank death scenario [Blood Moon Happy Estate].
Confronted by an utterly terrifying female ghost who knocked on doors at midnight,
viewers cried, "It's over! He's dead!"
Lin Bei whipped out a QR code. "You're disturbing the neighbors in the middle of the night. That's a 500-yuan fine! WeChat Pay or Alipay? If you don't pay, I'll cut off the power to your whole family!"
Faced with an S-rank, terrifying giant baby searching for a seat,
Lin Bei pulled out a tape measure. "Over 1.2 meters tall? You need a full-price ticket! Can't afford one? Get off the bus!"
And so, armed with copies of the Consumer Rights Protection Law and the Labor Arbitration Law, Lin Bei began his utterly deranged campaign of "capitalist exploitation" in the underworld!
The horrors broke down. "Please, just act like a human being! You're even more twisted than we are!"
Lin Bei: "I don't spread or believe rumors. I'm just an exemplary worker who obeys the law."
