Want to Be a Widow After the Marriage Swap? The Officer and His Kid Won’t Leave Me Alone

[Period novel + transmigrate into a book + stepmother + bear-type male lead + little demons + lie-flat style + mind-reading + married first, in love later + anti-cliché]

Tang Mingfen transmigrates into a period novel as the hapless fake heiress forced to marry a remarried military officer in place of the real heiress.

The real heiress has been reborn. Knowing that the officer's three sons will grow up to be a murderer, a fraudster, and a hacker, and that Fu Jinhua will die on the battlefield, she does everything she can to switch the marriage arrangements.

Tang Mingfen hears this and thinks: A husband who's never home? Dies young? Comes with a pension? What a deal! I'll marry him! Definitely!

On their wedding night, her three stepsons are already plotting.

The eldest son, a future crime boss: [I'll put thumbtacks in her shoes!]

The second son, a future mad doctor: [I'll put laxatives in her food!]

The third son, a future gloomy hacker: [I'll pretend to cry so Dad scolds her!]

Tang Mingfen smiles and decides to lie flat.

“Thumbtacks in my shoes? Oh no, I've twisted my ankle. Big brother, carry me around for a month.”

“Laxatives in the food? Oh, I'm not hungry. Second brother, you're still growing, so you can have this whole bowl of meat.”

“Third brother, you have such a lovely cry. Come on, Mom will accompany you. You can't stop until you've cried for two hours!”

The three little demons are stunned.

Then Fu Jinhua, the husband everyone says is cold-hearted and emotionless, returns and discovers:

The eldest is washing her feet, the second is cooking for her, and the third is putting on a show for her.

Fu Jinhua: ? Did I come to the wrong house?

He can also hear Tang Mingfen's thoughts: [Why won't this deadbeat husband leave already? If he dies in the line of duty, his pension will be enough to keep ten young hunks.]

Fu Jinhua's face darkens. “You want to be a widow? Not a chance! Tonight, I'll show you what it means to be alive!”