[Two Male Leads + ABO + Sweet Romance + Comedy + Marriage Before Love]
[Brooding, possessive, self-deluding top x Teasing, oblivious, troublesome straight bottom]
Lu Yu is a straight-as-an-arrow man and a streamer who roasts terrible novels. One day, he transmigrates into a melodramatic ABO novel he had just trashed, becoming the wicked omega who keeps courting death for the sake of the domineering CEO and eventually gets thrown out.
The System tells him: Follow the original plot and court death until the CEO dumps you, and you can go home.
Lu Yu's eyes light up: How hard can that be?
So, from the start, Lu Yu admits to poisoning someone: “I did it! Let's get divorced!”
But the CEO says, “My wife has been poisoned into a stupor. Take him home to rest.”
At a banquet, Lu Yu tries to splash wine on his love rival!
Instead, his heat comes early and he collapses first.
Lu Yu tries again, going on a variety show and pretending to be a resentful rich wife left home alone!
The trending searches explode, and the whole internet feels sorry for him. The CEO holds an emergency meeting in the middle of the night: “Get those trending topics taken down. My wife mustn't suffer.”
Lu Yu: ????
The harder he tries to get himself thrown out, the cuter Gu Shiyan finds him. The more he tries to push Gu Shiyan away, the closer Gu Shiyan clings to him.
Until one day, Gu Shiyan pins him in a corner, eyes red-rimmed:
“Lu Yu, I was wrong... Please don't leave, okay?”
Watching this six-foot-two man cry like a kicked puppy, Lu Yu screams inwardly:
“Dude, get a grip! I'm straight! I'm trying to get myself kicked out! I want to go home!”
But why... are his hands reaching out on their own to wipe away Gu Shiyan's tears?
Note: Both leads are sexually inexperienced; includes a secondary couple and GL elements.
Not bad, give the author some encouragement 👍