The Vicious Omega Just Wants to Die

[Two male protagonists + ABO + sweet pet + funny + marriage first, love later] [The paranoid self-guided strategy for teasing a straight man without knowing he is semening] Lu Yu, a straight man and the anchor of Lei Wen's Tucao area. Once he entered the bloody ABO novel that he had just scolded, he became the vicious omega who kept seeking death for the boss and was finally kicked out. The system told him: commit suicide according to the original plot, let the boss abandon you, and then you can go home. Lu Yu's eyes lit up: Is this okay if I don't have hands? So Lu Yu admitted the poisoning at the beginning: I did it! Divorce! As a result, the boss said: My wife was poisoned and she was stunned, take her back to rest. Lu Yu wants to drink wine from his love rival at the dinner party! As a result, the fever period was advanced and I fell down first. Lu Yu took action again, appearing on a variety show pretending to be a resentful wife of a rich family, guarding an empty house alone! The trending search exploded, and the entire network felt distressed. The boss held a meeting all night: suppress the trending search, my wife cannot be wronged. Lu Yu:? ? ? ? The harder he tried to commit suicide, the more Gu Shiyan found him cute. The more he wanted to push Gu Shiyan away, the tighter Gu Shiyan clung to him. Until one day, Gu Shiyan blocked him in a corner with red eyes: "Lu Yu, I was wrong... Please don't leave, okay?" Lu Yu watched this 1.9 Meter tall man crying like a dog and screamed in his heart: Brother, please wake up! I'm straight! I'm here to die! I want to go home! But why... His hand reached out and wiped his tears? Note: Shuangjie has deputy cp and gl elements.