Eighteen generations of my ancestors were playing Landlords on my mobile phone, and they were helping me slap the whole world in the face.
Lin Mo is a well-known "bastard" in the school. His parents died early. He lives in the ancestral temple to enjoy incense and is blackmailed by the school bully who blocks the toilet every day.
Until that day, when he was pressed on the urinal, his phone suddenly exploded——
[Chinese ancestors and sages exchange group]
Qin Shihuang: Who touched my dragon vein?
Li Bai: The poem I just wrote is still on the altar table! @ Lin Mo Go quickly!
Hua Mulan: Take a screenshot and send the location. Sister Mulan is going there now.
Lin Mo pressed the answer button tremblingly. The next second, Hua Mulan possessed him and threw the school bully into the trash can with an over-the-shoulder throw.
He thought this was the beginning of his cheating life. Unexpectedly, the ancestral temple was targeted by real estate developers, and bulldozers entered the site in the middle of the night; the second uncle took out the yellowed family tree and signed it as "Ying Zheng presented to the ancestors of the Lin family"; on the phone, the ancestors urged him to "recharge", "exercise" and "don't stay up late" every day.
Business war? Li Bai's poetry manuscript caused the stock price of a rival winery to collapse.
Fight? Hua Mulan was teaching online, and the school bully took a detour when he saw him.
Manage? Qin Shihuang sent the "Great Qin Empire Wolf Team Building PPT".
But on the day when the ancestral temple was rebuilt and the ancestral 5G was full, a man in black robe came to the door: "I have accepted the spiritual veins. I have also accepted your ancestors."
Only then did Lin Mo realize that his parents' death was not an accident. The secret that the family had kept for thousands of years had just been revealed.
The ancestors are above, and the grandson is here. Want to disturb the Lin family? First ask the people in the group if they agree.
