[Seventy years + military marriage + male protagonist who has no heir (fake) + painless motherhood + daily flirting + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger]
The military compound exploded! The cold-faced King of Hell, Lu Zheng, the old man who was divorced with two children and had a broken heir on the battlefield, unexpectedly married Su Qiao, an optimistic and silly sweet girl who couldn't even understand a word!
Wedding night. Su Qiao put on a harmless first love face and delicately stuffed her cold feet into the man's straight military pants: "Comrade Lu Zheng, my feet are cold, please cover them~"
Lu Zheng's Adam's apple rolled slightly, his jaw tightened, and his voice was cold and restrained: "Su Qiao, I told you that I am an heir and have two children. Don't mess around, I can't give you a normal married life."
Su Qiao was ecstatic: No need to have a baby? Picking up two good boys for free? This blessing has been given to me! But his face was red and his eyes were aggrieved: "It doesn't matter, I just want you to be nice to me! Then... Can you let me touch Captain Lu's abdominal muscles?"
Everyone was waiting to see Su Qiao being tortured to death in the courtyard. Who knew that this little fool, with his fierce energy, trained the two naughty children into little fans, making the Green Tea Supreme roll his eyes in anger. Until one day, there was a power outage in the compound, and Su Qiao was pushed against the door by a tall man, with heavy breathing in his ears: "Qiao Qiao, who told you that I have no heir? If you dare to flirt with someone, you will be held responsible to the end..."