A second before a zombie lunged at my face, I kicked it away.
It wasn't because I was strong. My cultivation had just gone off track.
Other people cultivate in the apocalypse by flying swords to slay zombies, mastering pills and talismans, and fighting with ruthless efficiency.
Me, cultivating in the apocalypse:
My fasting technique turned into a feasting technique.
My invisibility spell turned into a spell for public humiliation on the spot.
My defensive technique made it so no matter how hard I got hit, it didn't hurt, but I still yelped like crazy.
Best of all, the spiritual root I awakened was called the Feasting Spiritual Root.
[System: Congratulations, Host. You've awakened the most useless spiritual root in the apocalypse. We recommend starting over.]
Me: “Start over? Let me wolf down three bags of instant noodles first!”
Other people kill zombies for their cores so they can cultivate.
I kill zombies because they scared my potato chips out of my hands.
Other people build bases to dominate the apocalypse.
I built a base to open an all-you-can-eat hot pot restaurant.
Then one day, a zombie horde surrounded the city, and the big shots were fighting desperately to hold them back.
I stood on the city wall, burped, and casually flicked out a wave of spiritual energy.
Boom!
The horde was gone.
Everyone stared in shock. “Fellow Daoist, what kind of divine ability was that?!”
I scratched my head. “Huh? I was just too full.”
From then on, a legend spread through the apocalypse:
Don't mess with that chubby guy who cares more about eating than fighting monsters.
It's okay. The setting is quite novel. There aren't many novels with fat characters as protagonists. I'll read it after I gain weight. This is my first time writing a book. I don't know how to do it, so I can only give it a try first, with a fat man as the protagonist. After all, there are very few novels with a fat man as the protagonist. I don't know what will happen if I write it down. I usually like to think randomly, and I want to write a hodgepodge of novels, anime, movies, and TV series that I have read. It should be a good idea, so stay tuned.