Naruto: Orochimaru and I Become Best Friends from the Start

[Transmigration] [System] [Comedy]

Chen Feng transmigrates into the world of Hokage and immediately runs into Orochimaru and Jiraiya unleashing their ultimate moves.

The System awakens, and his skills are random:

[Besties Go Shopping Together] [You’re a Good Person] [Underwear Thief]...

Orochimaru: I don’t want to be your bestie. Chen Feng: No, you do.

Uchiha Clan: Konoha isn’t our enemy. Chen Feng is.

Kaguya Otsutsuki: You’re the brat who made me warm your bed?

The patriarchal clan System makes you lose fifteen hundred men for every thousand enemies you kill. The world of Hokage is about to fall apart!

The worlds of One Piece and Demon Slayer tremble in fear on the sidelines.

The world of Gintama: Come on over. Things are already broken here anyway.