[Fooling + Pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger + Dihua + Counterattack + Gou]
My name is Lin Xian, I traveled to the world of martial arts, and I have no power to tie a chicken.
I wanted to pretend to be an expert hermit and make a living, but I didn't expect that all the disciples I accepted were just imaginary monsters!
The eldest disciple, Xiao Shitou, has mastered the qi training techniques I made up to the peak;
The second disciple, Man Hu, developed the "left and right horizontal jump" into a peerless body technique, and even knelt down and shouted "Master, I have enlightened"!
I was worried about how to continue to lie, and the system suddenly activated.
As long as the deceit is in place, martial arts cultivation, natural materials, and earthly treasures will be available!
But when the apprentice came down the mountain to sign up, he was pointed at the nose and called "trash". Even I was called "a charlatan who just eats and drinks."
Looking at Barbarian Tiger's clenched fists and Little Stone's red eyes, I just want to say:
It's okay to scold me, but scold me as a disciple? Beat me to death!
Wait, something seems wrong...
How come I, a fake guru, seem to really want to lead my disciples to change their lives against fate?
This book is also called:
"I became a true god of martial arts by cheating"
"Stop scolding me. If you scold me again, my disciple will really overturn the table."
