[Bluffing + playing the pig to eat the tiger + projecting hidden greatness onto the protagonist + comeback + keeping a low profile]
My name is Lin Xian. I transmigrated to a martial arts world, but I can’t even lift a finger to defend myself.
I planned to pass myself off as a reclusive master and earn enough to get by. I never expected that every disciple I took on would be a wild fantasist!
My eldest disciple, Xiao Shitou, cultivated the Qi Refining Art I made up on the spot to the peak.
My second disciple, Man Hu, turned “hopping from side to side” into an unparalleled movement technique, then knelt and cried, “Master, I’ve had an epiphany!”
Just as I was worrying about how to keep my lies going, the System suddenly activated.
As long as I bluff convincingly enough, I can get all the martial arts cultivation, rare treasures, and precious resources I want!
But when my disciples go down the mountain to sign up, people point at them and call them “good-for-nothings.” They even call me “a Jianghu swindler who freeloads and mooches.”
Looking at Man Hu’s clenched fists and Xiao Shitou’s bloodshot eyes, I can only say:
“You can insult me all you want, but insult my disciples? Beat them to a pulp!”
Wait, something doesn’t seem right…
How is this fake grandmaster starting to look like he might actually lead his disciples to defy fate and change their lives?
Also known as:
“Bluffing My Way to Becoming a True Martial Arts God”
“Stop Insulting Us! My Disciples Are About to Turn the Place Upside Down”