"Hello, I'm applying." I opened the door.
"Know what we do?"
"Archaeological exploration, to put it bluntly, is the 'relocation' of ancient tombs."
The captain looked at my thin body: "Do you have experience?"
I took out a copy of the "Regulations on the Expropriation and Compensation of Houses on State-Owned Land" and said, "Brother, we have to act in accordance with the law."
That night, I encountered an ancient tomb that had not been moved for thousands of years. It's useless for teammates to burn incense and worship Buddha. I walked up, knocked on the tomb door, and handed in an A4 piece of paper:
"Hello, this is the Land Acquisition Compensation Agreement. It says that I will give you the latest iPhone 20 and 5G base station for permanent renewal. If you agree, just press your thumbprint."
After a moment, the coffin lid slowly opened a crack, a withered hand stretched out, and tremblingly pressed the seal on the agreement.
I turned back to the captain and said, "Look, as long as the compensation is in place, the dead souls are willing to relocate."
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It's the first time I've seen this kind of subject matter, and it's quite interesting.
It's the first time I've seen this kind of subject matter, and it's quite interesting.