My name is Lin Mo, the legendary “ten-billion-year squatter” of the cultivation world, and Heaven’s Dao-certified holder of an “iron rice bowl in Qi Refining.”
While everyone else rockets through cultivation, reaching Foundation Establishment in three years and the Nascent Soul stage in ten, I’ve cultivated for ten billion years, yet my cultivation has stayed welded to the first layer of Qi Refining. The progress bar can’t even be bothered to load. But I’ve got a heaven-defying bug: I’m immortal, and my body is tougher than primordial treasures!
A grand elder at the Great Ascension stage punched me and shattered his own Dao bones on the spot. A Chaos beast took a bite and broke its teeth so badly they flew beyond the Three Realms. Tribulations go around me, saying smiting me would waste Heaven’s Dao’s electricity. Even the creator demon god has to send me a calling card: “Brother Lin, you still haven’t broken through? I’ve reincarnated eight hundred billion times already!”
Over ten billion years, I outlasted ninety thousand sect leaders and saw generation after generation of disciples off, watching the Qingyun Sect go from the top of the immortal sect rankings to the cultivation world’s “hardship case.” Then the Xu Jian Sect came to challenge us and wipe us out. I casually stepped forward, and a Foundation Establishment prodigy was sent flying, crying for his parents.
My enemies went berserk: What kind of monster are you?!
I spread my hands. “Just keeping a low profile. I’m only a useless Qi Refining cultivator who hasn’t leveled up in ten billion years.”
Play the pig to eat the tiger, hilarious face-slapping from start to finish, all thrills and no angst. Watch me sweep across the Myriad Worlds with only the first layer of Qi Refining!
