My name is Lin Mo, and I have become a legend in the world of cultivation as a "hundred-million-year-old nail farmer" and an "iron rice bowl" certified by Heaven.
Other people's cultivation of immortality is like riding a rocket. It takes three years to build the foundation and ten years to build the soul. I have practiced hard for a billion years, and my cultivation is dead at the first level of Qi training. I don't even bother to load the progress bar. But I have a heaven-defying bug in my hand - I am immortal and my body is stronger than the Hongmeng treasure!
The Mahayana Patriarch punched me, shattering my Taoist bones on the spot; the Chaos Demonic Beast chewed me, and his teeth shattered and flew out of the three realms; the Heavenly Tribulation took a detour when he saw me, because he thought it was a waste of Heaven's power to hit me; even the Creation Demon God had to hand over a greeting card when he saw me: "Brother Lin, you haven't broken through yet? I have been reincarnated eight hundred billion times!"
In a billion years, I have survived the death of 90,000 sect leaders, sent away hundreds of millions of disciples, and turned the Qingyun Sect from the top of the Immortal Sect into the "extremely poor household in the world of cultivation". Until Xuanjianmen kicked out the whole family and wiped out the whole family, I stood there casually, and the reaction was so shocking that the foundation-building genius cried for his father and mother.
Enemy Crazy: What kind of monster are you? !
I spread my hands: low-key, just a qi-training waste who hasn't upgraded in a billion years.
Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, hilarious slaps in the face, all with high energy, no cruelty and no swords, watch me conquer all the worlds with my Qi training!
