"Using a sword to block a street lamp? Making alchemy and blowing through the building? I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it!"
Lin Fan, a good-for-nothing monk on the third level of Qi Refining, came down from the mountain and relied on "social death operations" to sweep the city:
He used the refining waste "Stinky Tofu Pill" to break the foundation-building spell, and was hired as a consultant by the cold-blooded CEO Su Muxue with a monthly salary of 50,000 yuan;
The invisibility charm failed and she barged into the camera of school beauty Lin Weiwei shirtless. As a result, she chased him for three streets with the camera: "Boss! Accept me as your disciple!"
Even the arrogant Taoist nun Qingxuan came to the door: "You are scarier than a ghost, please pay me... And teach me how to make the Laughing Pill!"
Director Li of the Tiandao Administration Bureau: "Xiao Lin, next time you blow up the furnace, tell me in advance so that my brothers can come and watch... Oh no, it's to maintain order."
Faced with the provocation of Wang Dachui, a second-generation rich man, Lin Fan took out his loudspeaker and said, "Come and watch, this guy was filmed wetting the bed when he was a child!"
Wang Dachui: "I was wrong! Please stop broadcasting!"
Later, Lin Fan discovered: It turns out that being funny can actually produce spiritual energy!
So, he opened a "Sand Sculpture Cultivation Class", teaching the monks to practice physical skills with square dancing, use take-out charms to drive away ghosts, and use waste elixirs to make skin care products...
Su Muxue: "Husband, the company's stock price has increased again because of you!"
Lin Weiwei: "Master, the documentary won another award!"
Taoist Priest Qingxuan: "Lin Fan, on the wedding night, shall we make a 'happy pill'?"
Lin Fan: "Don't make trouble, I'm a serious monk... Hahaha, help! The alchemy furnace exploded again!"
