Stop Pretending, Captain of Security

Li Xianyu, a carefree Immortal Venerable in the immortal realm, had reached the Great Perfection of the Tribulation Transcendence stage.

Then, on the eve of his ascension, he ran away.

“Fighting and killing every day. Doesn’t that get exhausting?”

He sealed his cultivation and sent a fragment of his soul to be reborn in the mortal world, hoping to become a lazy nobody who could coast through life. But he sealed it too tightly and really did become an ordinary person. HR recruiters scoffed when he claimed he had “lived a long time,” so he ended up working as a security guard in an upscale residential complex.

A salary of 3,500 yuan a month, meals included, no accommodation. Perfect.

From then on, Li Xianyu had only three goals in life: sleep, eat, and avoid complaints. Every day, he covered his face with his hat, crossed his legs, and watched people come and go, feeling that even an immortal wouldn’t trade this life.

Then he met Qin Muxue, the “discipline inspector” of the residents’ chat group and the queen of complaints, who couldn’t feel right unless she yelled at the security guards at least three times a day...