Let You Go to College and You Work Part-Time as a Mercenary?

[Live broadcast exposure + behind-the-scenes boss + ultimate contrast + dimensionality reduction attack + easy and funny] "I asked you to go to college and you became a mercenary? And you became the godfather behind the Black Continent Warlord?" A reality show has been launched, aiming to broadcast the real daily life of contemporary college students on the entire network. However, when the camera was focused on Ma Bin, a senior civil engineering student at Shanhe University, the painting style completely went out of control! As the live broadcast progressed, Ma Bin's outrageous "overseas part-time job" resume was ruthlessly exposed layer by layer: During the summer vacation of my sophomore year, I went to Yingjiang to serve as a foreign special forces soldier, and successfully parachuted in and captured the president of an enemy country alive? Ma Bin: "That's just a part-time NPC role in real-life CS, and the plasma props are more realistic." A part-time online tutor in my junior year, but ended up using "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and "On Protracted War" to direct the Black Continent tribes to fight, forcefully support a hundred thousand iron-blooded troops, and subvert the political power of a country? ! Ma Bin: "The tutoring fee given by the client is high, so I taught some tactical interludes and earned some tuition fees." Just when the entire Internet laughed at him for being just an agricultural technician who went to the countryside, he turned around and convened the highest military meeting via trans-oceanic video. I was woken up in class and made a casual prediction about the situation of the war between Mao Zedong and Mao Zedong. The whole network gasped! Netizens were completely confused: "You call this an ordinary college student? This is the Shura Godfather who controls the global situation!" The counselor cried: "Ma Bin, please stop working part-time. If you continue to work part-time, the earth will be unified by you!"