The Security Guards from M78 Nebula Beat the Monsters for Crying Out Loud!

[The most awesome security guard + beat the crying monster + invincible style + funny + pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger + impact on the world view] My name is Wang Dalong, a security guard in an ordinary community. The only trouble is that I am actually a warrior from the Kingdom of Light. I came to Earth to experience life because I got tired of driving screws. I set limits for myself. I just wanted to be a clock-in machine that couldn't get any affection. Until that day, an SSS-level crack demon fell from the sky and smashed through my duty room. It looked at me arrogantly and told me to kneel down. I was about to explain that I was just a security guard, but the monster slapped me into the wall without saying anything. I touched the big hole in the wall, sighed, and took out a crumpled cigarette from my pocket. "You broke my wall." "You pay for the maintenance fee." The next second, people in the entire city saw that arrogant monster being pinned down by me in the surveillance corner of the duty room, crying and writing IOUs with my tentacles. Since then, this community has become the safest place in the world. Countless S-class bosses applied to be volunteers, just to ask me for advice. I served them tea and water as usual: "Don't make trouble. If you make trouble again, your wages will be deducted."