I Found a Wife in the Apocalypse

Tags: #ApocalypticYuri #SystemDescends #MyWifeIsTheReaper'sScythe #ButI'mTheGM #PlayingThePitifulOneIsOurThing #EveryoneInTheDungeonShipsUs #TheInformationGapIsSoSatisfying #KeepYourMoralBlackmailToYourself

Girls, listen up!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Song Yanhuan, terminally socially anxious. If I can avoid going out, I will. Before the apocalypse, I kept myself alive by drawing illustrations. After it began

Ding! [System Bound · Legendary Class · Disaster Artist] ✨

Other people fight monsters by charging in. I fight them with... art.

Draw an idea, and erase an SSS-rank BOSS from existence at the conceptual level.

Get it? It's a GM's backstage editing tool. 😎

But I can't be bothered to save the world.

I just want to lie flat, eat my fill, and wait to die, watching my wife cook every day.

Who's my wife?

Luo Nanqing. A former ascetic surgeon, now an S-rank Awakened, known as the [Reaper's Scythe].

Cold-faced, steady-handed, and elegant as she kills monsters, like a surgeon performing an operation.

Life was pretty sweet.

Then the System suddenly announced: The game has arrived. 🌚

Dungeons opened, the rules changed, and all the Awakened outside started killing themselves trying to get ahead.

The two of us? Into the dungeon.

My powers are sealed? No problem. I'll hide behind my wife and gaze up at her with big, pleading eyes.

She slaughters her way through the whole place, then turns back and pats my head. "Don't be scared."

Me: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, my wife's so cool!" 🥺

Everyone else: Fight monsters, level up, work themselves to death.

Us: Fight monsters while giving everyone else something to ship.

System notifications pop up like crazy: [Bond synchronization rate detected: 91%] [Envy from others +10086]

You won't regret joining. Come ship us. 🍬