"Yu Zhihan, do you have a prenuptial agreement on a blind date?"
"Well, marriage is a contract and the terms need to be clear."
"Then what does this 'emotional maintenance obligation twice a month' mean?"
"Literally. I don't know it, but I can learn it."
Jiang Nuan felt that he had encountered a mental illness.
This man, who looks like someone who walked out of a painting, is actually a patient with apathy.
On the day of the blind date, she was so angry that she left on the spot.
As a result, the next day, he stood downstairs at her house, holding the revised agreement in his hand:
"A new article has been added: If Party A (me) makes Party B (you) angry, admit your mistake unconditionally."
Jiang Nuan:? ? ?
Later——
He took the initiative to hug her for the first time, his movements as stiff as if he was performing CPR.
He said "I miss you" for the first time, and then added: "The data model shows that this is the optimal solution."
For the first time, he gave up a foreign offer for her: "I won't go, because your smile can't be cured here."
Later, he learned to laugh.
Only to her.
[Apathy × Passion | Rationality × Sensibility | Contract × Sincerity]
Yu Zhihan: In my life algorithm, you are the only BUG.
Jiang Nuan: Then I am responsible for turning this bug into eternity.
