Hello everyone, I am Li Quandan, a full rider, job number 9527, working part-time to make myself a joke.
What is this book about? It tells the story of a graduate student in the Department of Philosophy at Yenching University who was deferred because his thesis looked too much like a talk show. He submitted 82 resumes to no one, and was finally tricked into delivering food by a system with a Tianjin accent.
The system said: Your suffering can finally be realized. I thought I was going to get rich, but I ended up riding an electric bike every day, delivering confession meals to licking dogs, philosophy of life to executives, and mediation services to quarreling couples. The delivery fee was five yuan, and jokes were added for free.
After running for three months, I accumulated 1.87 Million views, 23 weird orders, a security guard who wrote scripts, a neighbor who took the postgraduate entrance examination for three years, and a white shirt who gave me a one-star negative review but later apologized on a trending search.
Oh yes, there is also a female star. Let's talk about this later.
Some people say: Isn't it embarrassing for you, a graduate student, to deliver food?
I want to say: Life crushed me into pieces, and I burst out the light from the crumbs. Do you call this embarrassing?
This is called open mic. The stage is the road, the audience is the customer, and the ticket is a five-yuan delivery fee.
Welcome aboard, remember to leave a positive review.
