Douluo Dalu: I Can Edit the Status Bar

After transmigrating to Douluo, Tang Que stares at the heads of the powerhouses filling the streets and falls into deep thought. (P.S. Some details differ from the original.)

Tang San: [Status: Child of Destiny] → changed to → [Status: Plagued by Bad Luck (Guaranteed to trip while walking)]!

Zhao Wuji: [Status: Immovable King] → changed to → [Status: Topples at a Touch (Glass-Cannon Version)]!

“Ding! Successfully modified a Titled Douluo’s status. Emotion Points +99999!”

“Congratulations, Host! You have received a god-tier reward: permanent trait-locking authority!”

Tang San: “Why do my hidden weapons always shoot me?!”

Tang Que (shrugs): “Maybe that’s just fate. You are, after all, [Status: Brainpower Out of Credit] today...”

From then on, Douluo Dalu has a “status fixer” who gives even the gods a headache!

With just a tweak to the numbers, even a Titled Douluo can be made to dance to “Jing Di”!

In this life, my shameless career starts by changing your date of death!