The System Is Even Better at Acting Than I Am

On his first day after transmigrating, overworked office drone Lin Du is threatened by the System: "Jump off the building, or I'll expose your browser history!"

He jumps, and the System says, "Congratulations! There's a teleportation array below. It might be a few thousand miles off, though."

He wakes up after smashing through the roof of a rundown sect and is mistaken for a divine being descended from heaven.

The System puts on a dramatic act every day: "My great-uncle retired thirty thousand years ago!"

Until he meets an old man carrying a thermos...

"That thing in your head? I threw it there."