The System Can Act Better Than Me

On the first day of social animal forest crossing, the system threatened to jump off the building: "If you don't jump, your browser records will be exposed!" After jumping, the system said again: "Congratulations! There is a teleportation array downstairs - probably a few thousand miles away." When he woke up, he smashed through the roof of the sect and was regarded as a god descended from heaven. The system is joking every day: "My uncle has been retired for 30,000 years!" Until I met the man carrying the thermos cup—— "That thing in your head was thrown by me."