[Loyal Dog Literature] [Sweet Pet + Sand Sculpture + Shuangqiang + Shuangjie]
When Ji Wanyue, who was regarded as her younger brother, confessed her love, she immediately declined.
He cried and said: "Then I will be your dog."
Ji Wanyue declined again.
Then Zheng Ziyu went to ask the fake kitten she raised to be a real tiger, "Do me a favor, let me be a human during the day to make money, and be a dog at night to watch the door for Wanyue."
The little tiger king was shocked and shouted: "I am in the late stage of love brain, there is no way to save me!"
Zheng Ziyu said with a serious face: "I am not a love brain, I am a Wanyue brain."
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Ji Wanyue called doctors from all over the night.
Family doctor: "I'm not sick, I'm just licking the dog."
Xuanmen boss: "I'm not possessed by evil spirits, I'm just obsessed with love."
Gu Master Miao Jiang: "I didn't get the poison, I'm just in love."
The zombie king passing by: "If you are a dead love brain, bad zombies will not bite you, for fear that you will also become a love brain."
Zheng Ziyu burst into tears: "Sister, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for bothering you."
Ji Wanyue was silent, and she accidentally became a little tempted.
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Later, Ji Wanyue decided to have a baby, and Zheng Ziyu quickly prepared a commitment letter and begged her:
"Please sign your name and promise that you will always love me the most. I will make you a lot of money. When the time comes, your baby will also sign. I promise not to pester you often, or you will pay me 20 billion yuan."
Baby: I accepted it, but even before I was born, I was already in debt.
(The author is pansexual, and occasionally writes about homosexuality and lesbianism, and supports all true love that does not harm others)
Reader comments
I am quite narcissistic and give myself perfect marks [laughing]
Happy and funny sand sculptures, sweet pets along the way, no cruelty, no blood, long live happiness [top post] Dear friends who have passed by, please give me some interactive suggestions~~
I wish everyone can be happy [love]
I am quite narcissistic and give myself perfect marks [laughing] Happy and funny sand sculptures, sweet pets along the way, no cruelty, no blood, long live happiness [top post] Dear friends who have passed by, please give me some interactive suggestions~~ I wish everyone can be happy [love]