Parallel universe.
Songdandan, a 21-year-old doctoral school beauty.
After graduating from military psychology, I traveled through the animal world on my third day delivering food to my injured cousin.
Travel object: Niu Luoluo, the president of the Niu Kingdom, is being pinned to the ground by the Eagle Army's special forces.
System activation: [National Games Anti-Kill System - Every crisis is an opportunity for comeback]
The first task: survive tonight.
Agent Eagle came over with a needle and said he wanted me to "accidentally die."
I said, "Kill me and triple the price. The stock market will thank your whole family."
Agent Eagle's hands shook.
The plane trembled violently - Cat Country declared war!
Grass prices skyrocketed!
I survived.
The second task: create public opinion.
The sniper hawk aims at the center of my brow.
I punched myself in the face, bit my lip, and tore my clothes.
The world premiere of "Eagle Country Abuses the Cow President"!
Twitter is down! Facebook exploded! Eagle Country President's approval rating plummets!
The third mission: return home for revenge.
I took in the spies who had been abandoned by the Eagle agents.
I took five hundred mercenaries to ambush five thousand Eagles in the border canyon.
Three hundred cow brothers fell.
I sent the evidence to the entire animal world.
Three days later, I flew back to Niu Country in a fighter jet.
I only said four words:
"Old cow, I want world peace."
