This isn't a traditional cultivation novel about showing off. It's lighthearted, slice-of-life, and full of memes. Give it ten chapters and you'll be hooked.
Cultivation + no System + ensemble cast + lighthearted fun + memes. Dive right in. A lovely little slice-of-life read.
No tragic angst, no humiliating put-downs, no backstabbing or scheming. The whole sect gets along in perfect harmony. Cultivation should be carefree and easygoing.
For the 2,568th time, Niu Shisan called out to his System Dad. As before, it failed to wake up.
At the sword-testing tournament, a sword cultivator pointed at Niu Shisan and challenged him: “Want to see if my sword is sharp?”
Niu Shisan pulled out a brick. “My brick's plenty sharp too!”
As Niu Shisan sat on top of the sword cultivator and swung his brick wildly, the Shushan senior brothers covered their eyes and grimaced.
A dignified Shushan sword cultivator beating people with a brick? What kind of disgraceful behavior is that?!!!
The Demon Venerable bellowed, “Bring out the strongest person in Shushan!”
When Niu Shisan stepped forward with a brick in hand,
the Demon Venerable hurriedly waved him off. “Hey, hey, you go back! I didn't mean you!”
When the Nine Provinces fell into turmoil and demons ran rampant,
the Sword Immortals unleashed their sword energy and brought out every magic treasure they had.
But Niu Shisan silently produced a brick, a frozen ribbonfish, a folding chair, a keyboard, and a whole pile of bizarre, inexplicably powerful contraptions no one could identify.
When the peerless Demon Venerable shattered the Myriad Swords Grand Formation and laughed arrogantly, “So much for the Sword Immortals of Shushan!”
a dark figure came hurtling through the air with a piercing whoosh.
“The Sword Immortals aren't finished. You are.”
“Take this... brick!”
It's a nice book, humorous and slightly nonsensical. I like it very much. The description of Xianxia is also very accurate. It is a good book. The author must write well and don't stop updating.
It's humorous, the plot is vivid, the writing is smooth and natural, the protagonist is not pedantic, not a virgin, and I don't know if he will be a stallion in the future. I don't like stallion-type novels, so don't mess up the emotional lines! Five stars, please let the author continue writing in this style of writing, don't stop updating, don't let it be unfinished, come on! Awesome! ❤️