Hilarious Wuxia: I Rule the Martial World by Doing Nothing

Name: Hilarious Wuxia: I Rule the Martial World by Doing Nothing
Author: Mo Yuyi

爆笑武侠：我靠摆烂称霸江湖

by Mo Yuyi (沫羽衣)

Status: Completed
Length: 218k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Li Baitan, the Qingyun Sect's number-one good-for-nothing.

His only hobbies: lying flat, eating, and sleeping.

His own father kicked him down the mountain,

leaving him with just one coin and a copy of The Art of Lying Flat.

Bandits block his way?

He lies down on the ground. “Feed me first.”

The bandits nearly go bankrupt trying to feed him, then beg him to leave in tears.

The Demon Cult leader challenges him?

A gust of wind blows the man to his knees.

“Senior, you are invincible! I submit!”

A martial arts grandmaster comes to see him?

He kneels on the spot.

“Please accept me as your disciple!”

A martial arts tournament?

His opponents fall off the stage by themselves,

sect leaders line up to become his disciples,

and the entire martial world begs him to become its leader.

Li Baitan looks utterly bewildered.

“I really just want to sleep.

How did I end up ruling the martial world?”

From then on...

The martial world gives up fighting and killing, and competes only in cooking and sleeping positions.

The leader's most important rule: no rat race, and no hard work.

A hilarious, feel-good martial arts romp where lying flat makes you invincible and sleeping makes you supreme!

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