"Stop running away. Please cooperate and let me complete the KPI for this month. Everyone should get off work early."
Chen Mo died suddenly. I opened my eyes and found that I had become the smiler in the back room.
Work station: Level 1 moldy corner.
KPI: Chase 50 customers per month.
Penalty for being at the bottom: transferred to Level 6 to feed the rats.
Colleague Xiaoxia: "Have you completed your target today?"
Volume King Akai: "I can kill 47 speedrunners in a month, how about you?"
Supervisor Lao Zhou: "Don't let me see you fishing... (Whisper) Just stay away."
Chen Mo looked at the clause in the "Employee Handbook" that "strictly prohibits passive and sabotaging work" and fell into deep thought.
A month later, the system sent a notification:
"Employee No. 114514, You have been ranked at the bottom for three consecutive weeks. Please report to Level 6 within three days."
Chen Mo smiled.
He took out the employee handbook, turned to the last page, and wrote a line in red pen:
"Rules are for catching fish."
Reader comments
The pace is fast, not suitable for King Crimson, the writing is not draggy, please keep up the good work. (I wouldn't be the first to write this, would I?)
The pace is fast, not suitable for King Crimson, the writing is not draggy, please keep up the good work. (I wouldn't be the first to write this, would I?)