I Loaded an Absurd Cheat, and My Teammates Lost It

After transmigrating to a modern city where superpowers have awakened and martial arts have returned, Lu Li discovers he’s loaded an absurd cheat

He can directly modify the world’s “source code.”

While others train for ten years, he defines “invincible” in a single second.

His opponent unleashes a powerful move, so he counters with a rule overlay: “No move may have a name longer than three characters.”

An evil god descends to destroy the world? He immediately challenges it to a debate on the topic: “Should Cthulhu Pay a Cross-Border Environmental Tax?”

He only wanted to quietly enjoy himself, using “social death attacks” instead of fists and feet, and “wordy nonsense” to crack the greatest martial arts secrets.

Until

His passionate, single-minded teammate starts using the made-up “Flower-Swirling Hand Formation-Breaking Method” and actually whips up a tornado;

His stern, old-fashioned grandmaster mentor questions his whole life after reading the report he submitted, “On the Feasibility of Optimizing Internal Circulation with Calculus”;

And the cool, aloof girl he keeps running into at the convenience store late at night gently holds his wrist as he alters the world’s rules:

“You changed the wrong variable. Also, your System is running a very old version.”