Has Wei Zheng Shut up Today?

Others travel through time and become emperors, princes, and generals. I traveled through time to be Wei Zheng. It was Wei Zheng who specifically opposed the emperor and made Li Shimin so angry that he wanted to kill someone but had to endure it. When I woke up on the first day, the servant said: "My lord, Your Majesty has asked you to enter the palace early tomorrow morning." I lay back and said, "Can I take leave?" The servant was stunned: "Sir, you have never asked for leave." I looked at the rafters: This position has no KPI, but it is life-threatening. Forget it, come here, just stay alive. But—— What should I do if Your Majesty wants to come to my house for dinner? What should I do if my son smashes the Cui family's carriage? What should I do if someone in the court makes excuses about my daughter-in-law's pregnancy? The Turks are coming, the city of Chang'an stinks, there is no food, there are traffic jams, and there are not enough public toilets... I, Wei Zheng, a modern social beast who traveled through time, started my life of "it is impossible to shut up" during the Zhenguan period with a mouth that could talk. The emperor took a detour when he saw me, my colleagues suppressed their laughter when they saw me, and the common people shouted "Qingtian" when they saw me. Only my wife asked me: Master, who did you offend today? I said: No, it just made His Majesty blush a little. She said: Is that called "a moment"? I said: half an hour. She smiled: What a mouth you have... I want to say that this is not my fault, it was all forced. After all, has Wei Zheng shut up today? No. Reading Reminder This story is purely fictitious, and the historical figures have been "de-dramatized", focusing on a lighthearted and enjoyable story. Please enter with caution if you want to learn how to speak. Those who are stressed can enter with your eyes closed. Has Wei Zheng shut up today? Anyway, I didn't close it.