Good news: I traveled through time and became Cristiano Ronaldo, and I am still the peak version of Manchester United!
Bad news: The real Ronaldo has become Dong Fangzhuo and is now watching me practice from the sidelines every day.
Cristiano Ronaldo (Dong Fangzhuo's body): Did you pass that single shot just now? Are you still me? (Roaring)
Dong Fangzhuo (C Ronaldo body): Brother, this is called team football, do you understand? (Rolls eyes)
In 2004, they stood side by side at Carrington. One was the Portuguese genius and the other was the hope of China.
17 Years later, fate played a huge joke and allowed them to exchange lives.
Cristiano Ronaldo (Dong Fangzhuohun) was tackled on the field. Not only did he not complain, he also grabbed a handful of turf.
He stood up and patted the dust: This turf is not draining well. I will ask the logistics to replace it later. (Calm)
Teammate: Since when did the boss start caring about greening?
"Dong Fangzhuo" (C Luo Hun) angrily yelled at Maguire from the sidelines: You turn around slower than an aircraft carrier, go practice your turnaround!
Maguire: No, why should a commentator care about me? (Grievance)
Result: Maguire was personally trained by Cristiano Ronaldo (Dong) the next day, and he was trained to the point of doubting his life.
