[The most miserable licking dog in the Northeast + the most useless fairy family group in history = hilarious!
My name is Su Xiaoqiang, a courier in Tieling, with a monthly salary of 2,800, and I have been single for 25 years.
At first I thought I was just unlucky, until I overheard two ghosts chatting in the hospital toilet——
"That boy is destined to be a licking dog. Whoever is good to him will be unlucky. God personally proves it!"
"His grandma only has seven days left. When he breaks down and signs the Heavenly Abandonment Contract, we will complete the mission."
Me:? ? ? I was PUAed by Tiandao for twenty-five years? !
In order to save my grandma, I was forced to set up a palace and make a wish in reverse to summon the immortal family——
What came was a wolf that howled out of tune every time, a bear that could only eat and be beaten, a mosquito that brought bad luck and caused diarrhea, and a cockroach that couldn't be killed no matter how hard it was stepped on.
That's it? That's it!
But God sends people to bring disaster every day, and I have to bear it even if I don't.
Later I discovered that the more unlucky I am, the stronger I become. The more God wants to kill me, the more wool I will gain.
Grandma said: "The way of heaven is not God, but rules. Rules are set by people and can be changed by people."
Okay, I'll show it to you instead.
With this group of useless immortals that no one wants, I want that dog Tiandao to know——
Even a licking dog can have spring, and a loser can also go against the will of heaven!
