My name is Lin Miaomiao, known as "Brother Miao" in the world, and I am the number one troublemaker in the Beijing circle.
At the annual meeting, I kicked the salty prince into an eight-layer cake, and his pants were hung on the laser lights. Three hundred media broadcast the entire event live.
At one o'clock in the morning, I squatted at the door of my villa and sent a message to the family group:
"Open the door, don't go crazy, I'm back in trouble again!"
The door opened.
My mother handed over a plate of garlic oysters: "Well done, that boy's father chased me back then, he inherited a bad seed!"
My grandfather hammered at the sandbag: "My foot skills are okay, but my lower body is unstable. I will practice two moves with my grandfather tomorrow!"
My eldest brother pushed up his glasses: "The five million compensation bill has been sent. By the way, the high-definition video of Underpants has been uploaded to an external network. You can watch it for a fee."
My third sister threw out a stack of documents: "The defense statement for self-defense has been written. By the way, I will counter-sue him for sexual harassment. Let's wait and pay for it."
My five-year-old niece rushed over with the tablet in her arms: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law! Take me with you next time!"
This is a——
Everyone is crazy but there is no bottom line to protect the shortcomings. Others are a safe haven, and my family is a top-level madhouse.
In this family, no matter how much trouble you get into, as soon as you look back, there will always be a group of family members who are crazier, crazier, and more powerful than you are standing behind you to settle everything for you, and they will also think that you are not performing well enough.
The door opens, home is back.
As for whether you dare to do it next time?
"Mom! Let the martial arts instructor hired by dad come early tomorrow! I'm going to practice a chain kick!"
Amway said: "Watching Lin Miaomiao kick someone, it cured my mental internal friction."
Violent sweetheart + group favorite and cool article + the whole family goes crazy + no CP