Li Ran traveled to a Bundesliga team that was facing a relegation crisis, and he gained the ability: "The right to score goals". This ability ensures that he will definitely score a goal in every game, but the side effect is that his football skills are only at the high school team level, his pass error rate is as high as 40%, and his movements are chaotic. He is a negative example in the tactical textbook.
When he missed three simple passes in an internal training match, but ended up killing the main team with an extremely awkward shot at the end of the game, the team was completely blown away!
The coach was so angry that he wanted to fire him, but his reason told him: this is a living BUG.
For that stable 1 goal per game, the coaching staff started to go crazy: they were not teaching Li Ran how to play football, but teaching the other ten people how to "win the game with a waste"!
Soon, a freak appeared in European football: a "ghost forward" who played very little time and had terrible technical data, but his scoring efficiency was 100%. The media ridiculed him as a "parasite on the court", and his opponents despised him as a "lucky guy". It wasn't until they were defeated by Li Ran's goal that everyone discovered in horror - this guy can really guarantee the minimum victory! Li Ran shrugged: "I'm just here to score points. Who cares about the process? I score and you lose. This is the cruel truth of professional football."
Reader comments
Still worth appreciating
Just let him play the last few minutes of every game. The story is more reasonable
Still worth appreciating
Just let him play the last few minutes of every game. The story is more reasonable