The company's new intern secretly fed Red Bull to all workstations in the company.
The next day, all desks grew muscle legs and defected en masse to run a marathon.
The boss stood in the empty office and roared: "Chase me!"
I finally hugged the leg of my workstation, but it typed out a line of words on the keyboard:
"Stop acting, you secretly poured coffee for me the night you worked overtime, thinking I didn't know?"
