My name is Cheng Bin, I am 25 years old and have graduated from a second degree. The greatest advantage in life is - resisting creation.
On my first day of employment, I discovered something was wrong with the company:
HR has nine tails. When it is tucked away, it looks like a beauty, and when it is put out, it looks like a peacock.
The general manager's name is Taotie, and he can feed eighty people at one meal. The expense report is all about "market research."
The security captain's name is Xing Tian. He speaks with his belly button and wears an eye patch because his eyes are on his chest.
The cleaning aunt is the Queen Mother of the West, and her catchphrase is: "When I was in charge of the fairies in the world..."
IT operation and maintenance is like an orangutan, it can talk, and its hand speed is very fast.
My job is to use KPIs to manage these ancient beasts.
But on the third day after joining the company, someone told me: The company is losing face.
It's not that shameful person, someone is really missing.
And I am the only one who can see the truth.
