A modern programmer working 996 hours a week dies from overwork and transmigrates into the lowest-ranking immortal in Heaven's Filth-Cleansing Bureau, responsible for scrubbing every toilet across the thirty-three heavens. His golden finger: whatever he touches boosts his cultivation. Touch a toilet, and he gains the Way of Purification; touch an immortal artifact, and he gains artifact-cultivation points; touch a monster, and he gains demon-subduing power; touch a deity, and he gains immortal affinity. The catch is that after touching something, he might randomly trigger a passive skill. For example, after touching Laozi, he can't help blurting out, "Laozi, you really should wash your hair"
